Because when a fictional character you supposedly care about dies in a car crash or almost dies or whatever, the single most relevant thing to focus on is who she was texting [YAY FABERRY MOMENT] at the time she so neatly got sidelined by a killer truck or y’know what she’s called in Rachel’s phone [THEY HAVE EACH OTHER’S NUMBERS Y’ALL!]
I sometimes feel like I’m a little harsh on the global Faberry fandom on account of personal bias from how many shitty interactions I’ve had with singular Faberry fans, but then I see shit like this in the comments on ontd_glee and my will to sort of moderate my absolute “…” at the average thing a real stan says on a daily basis just evaporates.
QHY WAS SHE TEXTING AND DRIVING DOESN’T SHE KNOW SHE’S ABOUT TO GET HIT BY A TRUCK
My wife has been spending the bulk of this evening investigating KStew/RPattz PR (don’t ask, because neither of us give one single fuck about anything to do with Twilight) and eventually came out with this gem:
Robert apparently once made a joking comment about how the priest used in the Breaking Dawn wedding scene was a real one, so now the fandom thinks he and Kristen are actually married.
Tip: Once you have placed your order and paid for your food, move to the side while gathering your belongings. It's awkward for everyone when it takes you 10 years to put your coins in your purse. Moving to the side is more than proficient.
If by some sheer moment of WTF QFab has a gay awakening next week, I will have a conniption that will rival the self-congratulating smug bullshit a certain fanbase will revel in in size and intensity.
It’s not “We were always right!”. It’s a fan pandering ret con. It’s a fucking tragedy in terms of narrative continuity and a sign of dismal show running and UGH. I would’ve loved this in S1 but NOW? NO. JUST NO.
I am about 99% sure they won’t go there, but it’s GLEE, so you never know. You’re hereby forewarned. If you don’t want me to harsh your victory party, unfollow! I promise you I will effing explode.
lol yeah. but you know, rib are fucking crazy, and that might just happen.
and then faberry will fall in love
and then ….. i can’t even come up with a scenario to equate how ridiculous this would be.