the demon i cling to: Archive

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Apr 18th

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My friends are now at the age where everyone is getting engaged. This is a vast exaggeration, but that’s not the point. When this happens I make noises about how silly it is to get married at such a young age and how they clearly aren’t ready for a variety of reasons and oh my gosh how gag-worthy are those engagement photos anyway and wow what an ugly ring and how their Christian...

Apr 18th

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convolutedscience: assiest: double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.

Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 17th

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Apr 16th

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“Boston. Fucking horrible. I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,...”

– Patton Oswalt (via deantrippe)

Apr 16th

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Apr 16th

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Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

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Apr 12th

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Apr 12th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i actually realize oh wait i actually am over 18

Apr 9th

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Apr 9th

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a haiku about cats

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: you are cute but please stop stepping on my organs ow that was my boob

Apr 9th

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Apr 8th

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Apr 8th

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Apr 8th

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Apr 8th

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Apr 7th

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Apr 4th

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Watch

just-a-skinny-boy: I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background

Apr 4th

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Zac Brown Band: But I would trade a thousand Babylons, To be in her arms tomorrow, But like tide her love has come and gone, And it's time for me to go.
Society: Rednecks!
Easton Corbin: I wanna fall like the Carolina rain on your skin, I wanna walk a little too far out on that limb, Take you every place I've been and never been, Are you with me, are you with me?
Society: Stupid imbreds!
Dierks Bentley: Scars, yeah she’s got her scars, Sometimes it starts to worry me, ‘Cause lose, I don’t wanna lose, Sight of who we are
Society: Dumbass hicks!
Taylor Swift: We are never ever ever getting back together, WeEE are never ever ever getting back together
Society: Now THIS is Country music!

Apr 4th

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